Jessica (looking over my shoulder at a blog post): That is not exactly what we said.
Me: You know, someday I’m going to win a Pulitzer and you’ll be telling the committee, “It didn’t happen exactly like that.”
Jessica: Yes. For example your hair is not that curly.
Me: I exaggerate it for effect. You know, to communicate a point.
Jessica: I see. It is sarcastic hair.