Archive for May, 2010

Act Three?

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

About a year ago, I was delighted to announce here that I’d joined the Salkind Agency as a freelance literary agent, and to share my excitement with you about this second act in my career.

 

Well, now it’s time to, uh, announce my third act.  I’m starting to think this could be an annual event.

 

I am stepping away from the agency and from being an agent.  This has nothing to do with the agency, which is headed by the indomitable Neil Salkind, who is, and remains, my personal agent and an all-around good guy.   

 

It has to do with agenting.   

 

The decision has been a long time in coming – I realized fairly early on that agenting probably wasn’t going to be my forever home, as they say – but in many ways, my most recent experience of selling a good book to a good publisher crystallized for me why I am not interested in continuing in this role.

 

Let me explain.  The book is one that will be penned by a good friend of mine.  Because she’s a good friend, I had a chance to help her shape her idea from its inception through its proposal to its sale.  It was possible for me to do that with her, because of our long-standing relationship, but there’s no way I could do that for all of my clients, and still sell enough books to make a living—especially considering how tough the market is right now, and how difficult it is to get even a halfway decent advance. 

 

For me, the purpose of becoming an agent was to work with writers to get from idea to published book.  That was the primary attraction: I don’t love pitching or schmoozing editors; what I love is working with writers. 

 

In practice, the aforementioned friend was the only client I ever took on who did not have a fully realized proposal at the time I signed her.  I had to turn down any number of “nearly there” authors, simply because I did not have the time to work with them to get them “there.”  Ultimately, that was too dissatisfying for me to want to continue.

 

I don’t regret my involvement with the agency for one minute.  I learned more about the book publishing business in this one year than I had learned in the previous fifteen (and I thought I knew a lot!) 

 

But one of the good things about being my age is the ability to see when you need to rethink a decision, and then do something about it, without having to do a lot of moaning and gnashing of teeth.  I did my best, I helped a few people, I enjoyed learning what I learned; ultimately, it did not work out to be the kind of career I had hoped it would be.  C’est la vie.

 

For the writers who signed with me, I will always be grateful that they took a risk on me, and I will always be very proud of the books we sold together.  All of my clients have been placed with other agents, and I know they will be well looked after.  I don’t take their belief in me lightly, and never did, and I only hope that someday I can return the favor. 

 

Going forward, I will continue to work as a freelance writer (some of you know I write romances under a pen name—I’ll be doing more work with that).  I will also be doing some mentoring and offering e-courses as I’ve done in the past, and am glad to be able to offer an even broader experience and understanding of publishing than I did in the past.

 

Feel free to pelt me with questions, or wander off, or what have you.

 

Thanks for listening,

Jennifer

Your perfect game

Monday, May 10th, 2010

If you follow sports, and even if you don’t, you probably know that Dallas Braden threw a perfect game for the A’s on Sunday. 

 

 

For some perspective:  that was the 19th perfect game in the history of Major League Baseball.  Given that your local team plays 162 games each season, and there are 30 teams in the league, and stats have been kept since the beginning of time (or at least the twentieth century), this is kind of a big deal.

 

Here’s the thing: a perfect game is not what you would expect from Dallas Braden.  He has lost more games than he has won, and his ERA is about the same as the number of pounds I need to lose to fit into my swimsuit.  That is, more than two.

 

Braden is more famous for getting into a smackdown with A-Rod than for his pitching chops, though I don’t really know anything about that because I don’ t follow celebrity gossip, which makes me unAmerican, I know.  I accept that.

 

My point is: the perfect game can come from the unlikeliest source.  In publishing, as in baseball, your success is only partially dependent on your own skills.  You also have to be playing for the right team at the right time.  A fair amount of luck is involved.  You can work your ass off, do everything right, and still find yourself on the roster for the Omaha Royals at the age of 35. 

 

All you can do is throw the best game you can, and hope your fielders back you up, and that your coach doesn’t pull you at the wrong time. 

 

That’s it: you just throw the best game you can.

 

Although it helps if your grandma’s got your back.

Be your own hero

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

The connection between self defense, personal empowerment, and living the life you want to live overlaps a great deal more than you’d think at first glance.  That’s because self defense doesn’t happen in a vacuum.  It’s not something you do in a scary parking garage and nowhere else.  It’s part of your daily life. 

 

I don’t mean that in a paranoid way, like expecting the sky to drop on your head every time you walk outside.  I mean that in the sense of taking control of your life.  When you’re in control of your life, it’s much much harder for you to become a victim – of anyone: the con artist, the abusive boyfriend, the random mugger.

 

So in a very real sense, self defense is the stuff you do – the things you think, the words you say, the actions you take – to defend the life you want to live.

 

When I talk about self defense, especially with women, one of the first things I often have to do is convince them that they should take charge of their own personal safety.  I call this my “Be your own hero” speech.  I don’t think it’s a smart idea to depend entirely on things outside yourself for your personal safety, whether that thing is a lock on the door, a large dog, a kickboxing boyfriend, or a Glock. 

 

In the end, it’s going to come down to you: to suss out the con, to leave the abusive boyfriend, to survive the mugger.  You may as well start now.

 

But I mean this in a bigger way, too: I mean this in the way of being the hero of your own life.  I had a conversation with a good friend of mine a couple of months ago, where we talked about the fiction we both write.  I said I had just learned, from hanging out on blogs, that there are readers who don’t identify with kick-ass female heroes because they can’t even imagine what that would be like. 

 

This was a really depressing realization on my part, following as it did a colleague’s desperate plea for me to write more books about personal empowerment because “this generation of college students needs it more than ever.”  Which I took to mean that even after all this time, we haven’t made much progress in convincing women to be in charge of their own lives.

 

I know how easy it is to think that something outside yourself is the thing you need to make your life work, to make yourself happy, to get whatever it is you’re trying to get.  I’ve done this myself: If Mr. X hires me for the job, I’ll have the perfect life!  If Ms. Y acquires my book, my career will be set. 

 

Certainly workers need jobs, and writers need book sales, but in both cases the focus is on the wrong end of the equation, the part that you (or I ) can’t control. 

 

What would being your own hero look like?     

My new book: Simple Self Defense