We’re getting ready in the morning, and Jessica pops into the kitchen where I’m gathering my keys.
Me: Here, let me help you with you hair.
Jessica: What’s wrong with it?
Me: It needs to be a little neater.
Jessica: Like how neat does it need to be?
Me: It needs to be 100% neat.
Jessica: How about 80% neat?
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